20 Things I've Learned Over the Past 15 Days

Always learning something new!

• Milk of Magnesia is gluten free.
• It takes three staggered pillows to properly support an elevated ankle.
• All of the little frozen gel packs I've been saving from the fish lady at the farmers market finally have a use.
• No matter how cute your pedicure is, it won't make your freakishly swollen ankle and external fixation device drilled into your bones look any prettier.
• Fracture blisters, while fascinating, take the disgusting swollen ankle look to a whole new zombie level. Luckily for you, I won't post those photos!
• 14mg of morpheme just sounds like a lot of morpheme.
• Wheelchairs kick ass.
• I am obsessed with Junk Gypsies and Frontier House.
• I now understand what "nodding off" is. I do it a few times a day, many times dropping my iPhone on my face, waking up, and then do it again 5 minutes later.
• I can accurately fill out disability paperwork, do not rescitate paperwork, and I don't have a will paperwork.
• The neighbor with the barking dogs likes to cook around 2am.
• Phurba Love Dog is an excellent human sitter.
• Coconut water has electrolytes.
• A bed pan really is a bed pan, who knew you could go in bed if you had to.
• Vicodin makes me "like" everything on Facebook.
• No matter what you all say, dry shampoo does not work!
• My leg hair grows back semi blonde.
• Husbands can be a really good wife when needed.
• I can't stand Kanye West....oh wait, that's not something new.
• I wish wine was also a prescribed pain killer.